Have you ever found yourself saying...

"Man I hate this class and I ate my lunch way too fast....I wish I could blow off a massive fart right now....but people wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the year!"

Well, it is true folks. It is like the world has labled our minds with one of the stickers below:

But we as young minds must work together! And we can..here is my theory to support this:

Rothy's Fart Theory 1.1

The world doesn't except farts as you know...but is it us that has the problem??? Are we the ones that are rude and nasty?? I think not. Neither does my mentor Dr. Rex Breefs at farts.com. They are the ones that are afraid to expell there gas in public. But because you DO fart outloud youare much more mature, intelligent, and socially exceeding. When they give you dirty look or make a rude comment because you broke wind....just smile fan it in their face and think how proud you have made me, Rex Breefs, and the entire fart community!

Listen to my own farts at Rothy's World of Farts.

THANK YOU!