My Friends?

Do I have Any? Do I want Any? Do they want me?

Who are they? Where are they? Why are they? What are they?

Why do I have lot of questions on this page?

Do I have Any?

Yes.

Is the short and very succint answer to the question but I can tell you want me to elaborate on this subject.

!Warning Warning! Engaging verbose mode!

I have many friends. In many places. For many reasons. With many levels of friendship.

There are some friends I have had for a long time. Others I have only met recently and some in between. I have made friends at each change in my educational status throught out the years. Each time losing friends and gaining friends.

The route of my education is detailed below:

• At home 1977-1980. I must have learnt something in those years.
• Wilfrid Noyce Playgroup 1980-1982.
• Moss Lane First School 1982-1986.
• Godalming Middle School (As it was then) 1986-1990.
• Broadwater Secondary School 1990-1994.
• Godalming College 1994-1996.
• Imperial College 1996 till god knows when. I'm still there.

There are all sorts of friends. The ones you go drinking with, the ones you cant remember not ever having been friends with (although after a nights drinking thats a very moot point), the ones who know through friends, the ones you have briefly meet once or several times and they know you but yuo cant remeber their names the next time you see them (probably because you were drunk) normally known as acquaintances and finaly the friends who you will most probably have for the rest of your lifen the ones you have some feeling and sentiment for. ( Gosh! That was a long sentence).

And those people who are my friends dont ask me what sort of friend I think you are. You should have some idea from how I act towards you. So dont come asking. Okay!

Some suitable links will follow later in the who they are bit.

Disengaging verbose mode! All Clear! All Clear!

Do I want Any?

Maybe, just maybe.

Do they want me?

I would hope so.

Or am I just paranoid and only believe they are my friends. And just using me fro some sinister motive. Or am I just using them in my plans for World Domination

Who are they?

An assortment of various humans or other life forms. Who are a part of my life sometimes or most of the time. What follows is a rather long list of those people whose names I can remember. so dont get offended if you are not here. In reverse alphabetical order, obviously, I got fed up of always being near the end on a list. So this is my revenge. If you want to skip this section you can go to the next question,to the top, look at some piccies of them instead or back to the index

Michael Wright Flatmate,Icsf Chairentity,Chemist

Helen-Louise WindsorRcsu PAO,Ex-chemist,Physics Postgrad

Viv White Ex-flatmate,Chemist, Icsf Head Libraian

Alastair White Biochemist

Ed Walker(no relation) Chemist,Ex Icsf Chairentity

Alex Taylor Icsf Fanzine Editor, Compter Scientist

Alastair Scarlett Moutain Biker, Arts student

Jon Rush Mathematical Engineer. Tall person

Alan Romeril Theta Bearer,Ex Bo Driver

James RamirezSort Of Ex Icsf Chairentity ,Ex Aero eng

Philip Pearson Ex JMC, Ex icsf Projectionist

Rob Park Chemist, Rcsu Welfare Officer

Mat McCarthy Physicist, Ex Rcsu Duplicating Officer

John Kirk Old Fogey. although he dispustes this

Martin Kestner Phsysict

Stuart Jenkins Chemist with management,Ex Icsf Vice-chairthing

Liz Hodson Miner, Ex Icsf Fanzine Editor, Icsf Publicity officer

Robin Hill Ex ElecEng,Ex Icsf Vice-chairthing, Ex Icsf Chairentity, Ex Icsf Tresurer

Owen G Hinchcliffe. Rcsu Cricket Club Captain. Maths Dep rep

Ryk Harvie. Classics at some poncy scottish uni

Henri Gomme Chemist,Very sad bloke

Martin Frost Ex JMC, Ex Rcsu Publicity Officer External, Ex Rcsu Cricket Club Captain. Jammy Bastard with a well paying job

James Farrar Chemist, Ex Rcsu Publicity Officer Internal,Rcsu Broadsheet Editor

James Donlon Architect

David Corbett Random

Paul Butler Chem Eng

Paddy Brennan Accountant

Roy Bhakta Physicist

William Bentley Mathmatician

Adam Auden Flatmate, Comp Sci, Icsf Vice-Chairthing, DoCsoc chair and many other union posts.

Last but not least is:

Billy AbbotComp sci, Beer drinker

Where are they?

Many Places, Many Times but normally in this universe. Well most of the time!

Godalming, Elstead, Farnham, Chiddingfold, Imperial College, Bristol, Newcastle, London, Birmingham and finally somewhere random

Why are they?

Because they are

What are they?

This a very good question. Some claim to be human. Others revile at the thought of being reffered to as human. And some while they think they are human are definetly not. Among my friends we have Humans,Dragons,Cats,Owls,Beer Monsters and other unimaginable horrors. (Such As non Beer Drinkers)

Why do I have lot of questions on this page?

Because I felt like it okay.