  This is a tale, a tragic tale of a smurf. As many of us know, smurfs are little blue mammals who lived in the dark and middle ages in Europe somewhere near England. They were happy little beings who spent there days merrily dancing, singing, and playing. The smurfs would frolick in the forest, living in their little homes they fashioned out of mushrooms. Smurf Village was a great place, a place of love, peace and harmony. They had few enemies aside from the occasional wanna be wizard Gargamel and his cat Arial. It was good to be a smurf, real good that is untill.....It was the late 1980's now, a young smurf had just started his teen years. This smurf, fell into a deep depression, he realized something tragic and couldnt take it. He started thinking as his hormones raged "Theres over 10 million of us, and only one female of our kind". First the smurf tried to ignore his depression, his questions. He fell into a pit of evil, his happiness gone. He did "smurftacy" and other euphoric items. After a while though that stopped working, thats when things turned really bad.Papa Smurf, realizing one of his little smurfs were in trouble sent his right hand smurf Brainy to speak to the smurf. "Brainy was slaughtered for fun, nobody liked him anyways" thaught the smurf. The smurf left Smurf Village and moved to America, sneaking in on a ships hull with some vermin.The smurf for many years has lived in America, he has tried to find a female of his kind of his own. The more he fails, the worse he feels, occasionally killing and smurf he comes across. He feels perhaps if he can eliminate a few million males of his species he may have a shot at Smurfette. So This twisted tale was the tale of the smurf, The Suicidalsmurf!The Real Story Behind The Smurf It was mid October, 1996. I was chatting alot online in the now extinct NFL.COM chat room. One day my sister Christine, who wasnt very familiar with the internet, asked to go on, I put her in on NFL's chat room. She used the handle Smurfette, and as crazy as it was to think people started changing their own names to Smurf names. Her charisma (I guess) won people over. Next thing you knew there were about 20 smurfs in NFL CHAT. I had been chatting there under the handle Suicidal Tendencies, since I was a Jet fan and well we all saw their past few seasons before 96. So it just made sence, however I after seeing what was happening, decided to sell out and conform to the Smurf Trend happening within the chat room. So I changed my name to The Suicidal Smurf, and well thats the real story behind the nickname many online know me by |
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