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Hello, my name is Throckmorton, and this is my story thus far. I came to this planet on February 8th of this year purely by accident. Since I arrived here, I haven't had the chance to see much of the planet, but I hope to soon. Where I'm from we all have big eyes and grey skin, and being a whopping 3'9" tall, by Earth measurements, I'm considered VERY tall compared to my ship mates.





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My ship? Just your basic craft you see here pictured on the left. Nothing really special, but for some reason I get a lot of stares and finger pointing whenever I pull up in it. My new friends at the base are always asking me questions about where I come from, and how does my ship work? These questions can get tiring at times, but it's nice being the center of attention.





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My friends work at this base called Area 51. They seem to get upset when I ask where the other Area's 1 thru 50 are, but then they get a chuckle and say that it's on a "need to know" basis, whatever that means. I do know that it's damn hot out here in the desert, but luckily we all stay underground where it's cool, and quite large, although the view isn't much to look at. They also seem to get mad whenever anyone wants to take pictures too. It's a good thing that I've already taken a few before they found out about them. Here are some that I've taken.





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Here's a picture I took when I first got here. I was able to snap this one out of the window in my quarters on the ship. I know it's hard to make out the details from this height, but I still like this picture.




















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Here's a closer view of the base. When we first landed, and before the friendly security people came out to greet us, I took this picture. There's not much to look at considering that it's all underground.









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Here's a couple of the friendly security personal that came out to greet us. The one in the front is Norm, and the one behind the white, internal combustion machine, is Bob. We on the ship, and other's on the base, refer to these two as "cotton top" and the "booger eating moron". I think it's a friendly term, but people seem to giggle whenever they're around.






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Here's another one of the security personal. This one isn't so friendly, and he's always bossing the other's around. His name is John, but I always refer to him as the "fat bastard". All he does is eat and bitch.





















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Here's a picture of me behind the "Alien highway" sign that's not too far from the base. A couple of friends and I had to sneak out to take a look around. Here's some more of the sights that we saw.











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Here's the little town that we visited. It's called Racheal. There's not a lot to do here, infact, there's not much of anything here, but it was the only town close to the base, so this is where we ended up. There is this cool little place that has a picture of a friend of mine on it. I'm not really sure when he posed for it, but everybody is talking about this Inn.







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Here's a picture of the Inn that everybody is always talking about. It's sort of a dump, but it's still pretty neat to visit. I didn't get a chance to take a look at any of the rooms, but I hear that the beds aren't too bad to sleep in, but the TV reception sucks.












Ali-inn bar

We stopped in this place to consume some of their colored liquids. They have kind of a bitter taste, except for the ones they call cordials, but they were all really good. I did notice that after a few of them, that the room seemed to start moving on me. I think that they've discovered the anti-gravity devices that we use on the base and have installed one here in the bar.














Area 51 at night

By the time we left the bar and headed back to the base, it was night time. The base seemed to look a lot better at this time, so I took this picture. Getting back in wasn't so hard. cotton top and the booger eating moron we being bitched out by the fat bastard for eating his doughnuts, so security was pretty slack at the time. I plan on getting more pictures, but until then, I hope you enjoyed the ones I've shown here.







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