9 Jan 1997
Kate Orman
"So Vile A Sin".
"His editor strangled him, and Kate had to finish it from his notes. It was so sad..."
7 Jan 1997
Kate Orman
YOU-HAVE-TWO-CHOICES-DEATH-OR-THE-JELLY-SNAKE-WHICH-YOU-CAN-USE-...
Jean-Marc Lofficier
Is this one of those "embarassing sexual
connotations" I hear so much about these days?
Tue, 07 Jan 1997
Dennis McLaughlin
Daleks!
Meet the Daleks!
They're the modern fascist supreme
beings
From the Planet Skaro
Which Jon Blum thinks should stay history
Someday maybe Peel wins the fight
There'll be flamewars burning through the night
When you write for DocWho
Retcons crawling up your behind
Burn out your hard drive
We'll have a flaming time!
[cut to Terry Nation banging on Ben Aaronovitch's front door]
Terry: "SKAAA-ROOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Mon, 6 Jan 1997
David J. A. Lewis
Thus week oi've mostly been eating Cheesy Peas
Random
Companion
I'm Cheesy!
David J. A. Lewis
No, too much like a Hob-nob
Fri, 3 Jan 97
Jason
In general the face of fandom that most non-fans see are things like conventions and rallies. During these
situations, invariably a film crew will look at half a roomfull of normal people all quietly (or not soquietly) discussing details of the show they love and then happily focus in on the scarf wearing lunatic who is attacking one of the prop Daleks with a ?
handle umbrella or the four Cybermen who have just stomped up to the
reporter, punched the palms of their hands and said "excellent" in unison.
We're invariably presented as a bunch of anoraks because these people make far better reading/viewing than the more sane and normal people in fandom so we always appear as anoraks. Given the choice people prefer to laugh at the nutter rather than listen to the more normal fan with an interesting viewpoint and a love for the show.
Craigdalek
The
only nerds I know in life are people that put down and degrade humanity with corruption and stereotypes.
Jason
This is true, but unfortunately they are the ones who have the ability to propagate their views better than we do and this means
we're doomed, for the time being, to be classed as sonic screwdriver
wielding nutters one and all.
5 Jan 1997
Michael
Lee
it's only a matter of time before someone else writes one between Inferno and Terror of the Autons
coreY
And decides to give it some silly title like "Doctor Who and the Devil Goblins From Neptune." :)
2 Jan 1997
Kate Orman
Re: FOX FUCKS DR WHO FANS
Oh, yes please. *whistles X-Files theme in a sexy fashion*
Wed, 01 Jan 1997
Paul Shields
Personally I think the whole Tom Baker era was the epitomy of crap Doctor Who except for The Invasion Of Time. I'm sorry, I've been a fan of Doctor Who since the dawn of time but I
cannot stand that tall curly haired git with his long scarf and three years
of high production values.
Doctor Who should never have started.
31 Dec 1996
Davros97
What are others
perceptions of the final seasons of Dr. Who?
Jon Blum
They were super-groovy-neato-keen.
Tue, 31 Dec 1996
Brian Smith
I found my true path reading "Sky Pirates!," listening to Olivier Messiaen's four-CD set of Organ Works (on EMI--performed by the
composer), drinking voluminous amounts of Mountain Dew (the Elixir of the
Gods) and watching plenty of Porn. I cannot stress how important it is for the aforementioned events to occur simultaneously. I have tried them all on their own (save reading SP!),
and while they all have their own individual merits, nothing can compare to the sensoryoverload of the four together.
A special thanks to Dave Stone. You've made my life complete.
(Reading it in the bath was enough for me! - Random)
Tue, 31 Dec 1996
Nick Caldwell
So I spent the
rest of the night trying to outstare an evil trekkie.
Kate Orman
I'm trying to think of a witty response to this, but I can't come up with a sentence funnier than that
one. :-)
(-:
Nick Caldwell
He later claimed to really be a
Starwars fan, but I wasn't fooled, he was wearing Spock ears, dammit!
The standoff continued...
31 Dec 1996
Daniel Frankham
ISTR Lalla Ward said
in her latest interview in DWM that Matthew would constantly tell directors
with 20 years of experience in TV how they *should* be directing each
scene... :)
Kate Orman
You can tell the guy was a "Doctor Who" fan. ;-)
30 Dec
1996
Marcus Durham
I still reckon they should have let Pip & Jane do it. At least they can write crap properly
Jon Blum
Hey, Marcus?
*THLBBPTTTTTTT*.
Mon, 30 Dec 96
Jason
Daleks suck?! How
*else* do you expect them to pick things up with a bloody sink
plunger...?
FXMaster
Anyone who could believe that a knobby salt and pepper shaker would make a convincing threat to the universe needs to pull their G.I. Joe out of their rectal
cavity and wipe the snot off their keyboard.
Jason
Hang on...
FXMaster? More like Master during FX sequence, you're the one from the beginning of Enemy Within and you're just peeved that the Daleks zzaped you less than two minutes into a major
TV role!
Thu, 26 Dec 1996
Julia K. Porter
Reminds me of the time that one of my friends (affectionately
nicknamed "Beermug") suggested that Beavis would be a good candidate for
the ninth Doctor.
Some of my friends *still*
won't speak to him.
GLC
We could only hope that he wouldn't
be traveling with Peri.
"Doctor, you've got to reverse the polarity of
the neutron flow or we're dead!"
"WHOA! Hehhehhehhehhehhhehhhhehh...boiinnng...hehhehehheh."
"Doctor,
shouldn't you be watching the scanner?"
"Hehhehhehehheh..."
Mon, 30 Dec 1996
Alden Bates
Hmmm... List of merchandise I'd like to bring back from the Whoniverse:
No, I don't have trouble discerning fantasy from reality. Why do you ask?
Mon, 30 Dec 1996
Random Companion
Chocolate Sauce! Clavicle! [Sits back and waits for the PMEB to descend]
Brigadier nathan Rogers
Chap with the chocolate sauce! Five rounds rapid :)
30 Dec
1996
Paul Shields
I don't remember what the novelisation of
Delta was like but imagine it written by (to pluck someone at random from the newsgroup - ahem) Kate Orman. There'd be convincing motivations, three-dimensional characters and time-
lords (other than Sylv's superbly sad look when talking about the course of
true love to Billy) and true pathos in the more horrific
moments.
Kate Orman
Can you imagine trying to get the torture scenes in, though?
("Ms Orman, So Vile A Sin is
running three thousand words short!"
"No problemo. Where'd I put that eggbeater?")
Sun, 29 Dec 1996
Paul Gadzikowski
"You," was all the man would say, "are Number Five."
R. Dan Henry
"Oh, no!" screamed
the Doctor, "I'm being held captive by the Lives Before Hartnell
Conspiracy!" :-)
MrMarriner - Trey Korte
29
Dec 1996
COMPARING DOCTOR WHO with MADONNA!
The Doctor, with a huge fan following, is capable of radically changing his appearance. Many fans enjoy comparing/contrasting their favorite incarnation of the Doctor and whether or not that period of Doctor Who was the best.
Madonna, with a huge fan following, is capable of radically changing her apperance. Many fans enjoy comparing/contrasting their favorite look of Madonna and whether or not that period of Madonna's career was the best.
The Doctor has had 8 main actors to play the part (William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, and Paul McGann--Tom Baker and Colin Baker are similar in name only). There have been three other Doctors that should be notedalthough they can't be considered Doctors on their own. (Richard Hurndall, Trevor Martin, and Peter Cushing).
Madonna has released 8 full length studio albums (Madonna, Like a Virgin, True Blue, Like a Prayer, I'm Breathless, Erotica, Bedtime Stories and "EVITA--Soundtrack"--Like a Virgin and Like a Prayer are similar in name only.) There have been three other albums, but being compilations, they can't be considered full length albums on their own. (You can Dance, The Immaculate Collection, and Something to Remember).
William Hartnell, the first Doctor, was what first grabbed viewers. His first story, "An Unearthly Child" (Or 100,000BC depending on what you believe) was well received but it wasn't until his second story, "The Daleks", that made the show an overnight success. Since then, the Daleks have appeared in at least one of each Doctor's stories.
"Madonna", the first album, was what first grabbed listeners. Madonna's first single, "Everybody" (OR "Burning UP" depending on what you believe) was well received but it wasn't until her second single, "Holiday", that she became an overnight success. Since then "Holiday" has been performedin every one of her world tours.
Patrick Troughton, the second Doctor, was what helped stabilize the show's popularity proving that it could go on with other actors in the lead role. Even though it was a new Doctor, the look of the show did not change much. However viewers began to see a darker side of the Doctor as hecould become very mysterious and manipulative. While the Cybermen became #1 monsters during this era, it also introduced such memorable foes like the The Ice Warriors and The Yeti.
"Like a Virgin", Madonna's second album, was what helped stabilize her popularity proving that she was not a one hit wonder. Even though it was a new album, Madonna's look and sound did not change much. However fans began to see a controversial side of Madonna as she coudl become very sexual and manipulative. While "Like a Virgin" became a #1 song during this era, the album also introduced such memorable tunes like "Material Girl" and "Dress You Up"
Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor, was a marked contrast to his predecessors. With his almost white hair and overtly dandy dress sense, he no longer looked like a tramp. This was the first drastic change in the look of the program as it was aired in color. This era showed a new turn in episodes as well: the disturbing "Inferno", the controversial 'Terror of the Autons" due to the effect it might have on young children, the social comment of "The Green Death" and that long time favorite "The Daemons". Sadly, the last season of Jon Pertwee which includes such episodes as "Invasion of the Dinosaurs" and "The Monster of Peladon" are widely seen as fans as disappointing end to an otherwise great era.
"True Blue", Madonna's third album, was a marked contrast to its predecessors. With her platinum, almost white hair, and overtly glamorous dress sense, she no longer looked like a tramp. This was the first drastic change in her look that her career would see. This era showed a new turn in songs as well: the disturbing "Live to Tell", the controversial "Open Your Heart" due to the effect the video might have on children, the social comment of "Papa Don't Preach", and that long time favorite "True Blue". Sadly the last section of True Blue which includes bad songs such as "Jimmy Jimmy" and "Love Makes the World Go Round" are widely seen by fans as a disappoing end to an otherwise great album.
When the fourth Doctor (Tom Baker) came on, the Doctor had long curly brown hair. His performance is widely seen by critics and fans alike as the definitive one. At the ratings high point of the shows history, millions of fans tuned into "City of Death" to see his antics in France. However it was during Tom Baker's time as the Doctor that the show became increasingly controversial. The visual nature of stories such as Genesis of the Daleks, and the Deadly Assassin caused some alarm and offense. Was DrWho acceptable for children? Most people concerned thought it was up tothe individual parents to decide.
When Madonna's fourth album "Like a Prayer" was released, Madonna has long curly brown hair. This album is widely seen by critics and fans alike as the definitive one. At a ratings high poing in her career's history, millions of fans tuned into "Blonde Ambition: Live from Nice" to see her antics in France. However it was during this time that Madonna became increasingly controversial. The visual nature of videos such as "Like a Prayer" and "Express Yourself" caused some alarm and offense. Was Madonna suitable for children? Most people concerned thought it was up to the individual parents to decide.
Tom Baker was going to be a tough act to follow. Thus the fifth Doctor, Peter Davison, was a total departure. With his shoulder length blonde hair and boyish enthusiasm, he provided a good but often overlooked era full of new concepts. Much of his era was not necessarily new but looked to the past for inspiration. Yet it actually worked. His last story, The Caves of Androzani, is voted consistently as one of the best stories of Doctor Who's history.
"Like a Prayer" was going to be a tough act to follow. Thus Madonna's fifth album, "I'm Breathless", was a total departure. With her shoulder length blonde hair and chirpy enthusiasm, she provided a good but often overlooked album full of new concepts. Much of the album was not necessarily new but looked to her film "Dick Tracy" for inspiration. Yet it actually worked. Her last song on the album, "Vogue" is voted consistently as one of the best songs in her career.
The Doctor's sixth incarnation , Colin Baker, returned Dr Who to a world of controversy. With an unpleasant, nasty temperament, graphic violence, and a decline in ratings, the show was put on hiatus despite some high quality stories. When the show did return, "The Trial of a Time Lord" did at least restore some of the publics good faith in the show as it wasn't violent and the Doctor was more likeable.
Madonna's sixth album, Erotica, returned her to a world of controversy. With an unpleasant, rude temperament, graphic sex, and a decline in chart positions, Madonna videos were put on hiatus, despite some high quality songs. When she did return, "I'll Remember" did at least restore some of the public's good faith in Madonna as she wasn't overtly sexual and became more likeable.
Sylvester McCoy, the seventh Doctor, continued to restore fans opinion of the show. The show had moved into a darker, more solemn direction with stories such as "Remembrance of the Daleks", "Ghost Light" and especially "The Curse of Fenric" achieving this. It also provided some good experiments including the psychedlic "Happiness Patrol" which typically gains a love it/loathe it response from fans. Some of his other adventures (if one counts the New Adventures) include "Survival" (the last TV story) and "Sanctuary", a New Adventure that preceded the witty "HumanNature"
"Bedtime Stories", Madonna's seventh album, continued to restore fan's opinion of her. The album moved into a darker, more solemn direction with songs such as "Inside of Me", "Love Tried to Welcome Me", and especially "Take a Bow" achieving this. It also provided some good experiments including the psychedelic "Bedtime Story" which typically gains a love it/loathe it response from fans. Some of the other songs on this album (if one includes album tracks) include "Survival"--the first song of the album, and "Sanctuary"--a B-Side to the witty single, "Human Nature".
After many false starts and a long wait, the 8th Doctor, Paul McGann, was seen in a new, big-budget TV Movie that was finally made and first aired in 1996. Many were sceptical of America's ability to produce good Doctor Who but when finally seen, most agreed that it was pretty darned good. Now however, the shows future remains in speculation. There has been no word on a new movie or a new series yet fans remain cautiously optimistic on once again seeing the Doctor parade across their TV screens again.
After many false starts and a long wait, Madonna's 8th full length album, The Evita soundtrack, was also a new big-budget movie that was finally made and first aired in 1996. Many were skeptical of Madonna's ability to play Evita but when finally seen, most agreed that it was pretty darned good. Now however, Madonna's future remains in speculation. There has been no word on a new album or a new tour yet fans remain cautiously optimistic on once again seeing Madonna prance across their MTV screens again.
Sun, 29 Dec 1996
Kamael Heru-ur
Now there's
a thought... The Daleks roaming through Nouvion (The town form 'Allo 'Allo ) in an episode of 'The Chase'... The Doctor being asked to retire upstairs with Yvette and a stick ofwet celery - which would explain his real reason for wearing it in his fifth
incarnation.... Edith destroying the Dalek forces with her voice. Rene
talking his way out of a group of Daleks when they catch him smooching
with Barbara:
"You stupid Daleks! Can you not see that Barbara is
faint with fear from your exterminating ways?!
I was just about to hand her over to you when she fainted in my
arms!"
Luke Gutzwiller
Of course, Herr Flick of the Gestapo
will have to dress up as a Dalek to discover if they're planning to exterminate Hitler. The Daleks are bound to steal
the portrait of the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies by van Klomp. Everyone does. The Daleks discover the British airmen cleverly concealed in their boot cupboard, which is rather odd as Daleks don't generally wear enough boots to require an entire
cupboard.
Sat, 28 Dec 1996
Random Companion
Personally, I thought that Class 4G were pretty cool. Except for the one that uses the word "Funky".
Marcus E. Durham
I thought my computing class was pretty cool.
Apart from Ian who loaded a film into my camera. The same film I was using at MOMI. The bloomin thing was slipping and not winding on. So I lost all the photos (including the MOMI ones).
So for the benfit of Dejanews: :-)
Ian Sizmuir you are a prize winning Rodney! ;-)
28 Dec 1996
sdf123@aol.com
I wouldn't miss any of the 7th doc stories at all.
Kate Orman
No, I'd watch them all too. :-)
Sat, 28 Dec
R. Dan Henry
And
according to you, a new Master could have been less experienced! Perhaps a
newly naive Master gave the keys to his TARDIS to a nice-seeming Dalek? :-)
Luke Gutzwiller
"DO-NOT-WORRY, VALET-PARKING-IS-AVAILABLE. I-WILL-FIND-A-GOOD-PARKING-SPOT-FOR-
IT. REMEMBER-TO-TIP-GENEROUSLY."
Fri, 20 Dec 1996
Dave Stone
Is not a Solathsesome type thing. Is happy lovely stuff it up your cabbage and call it Charlie type thing with luncheon meat and Bakelite knobs on, matey, so t
here.
24 Dec 1996
Brigadier Nathan Rogers &
Grant Watson & Jeff Gilson
There's a story of a man named Aaronovitch ...
Who was writing out one very lovely Roz...
But his hard drive, it crashed...
... upon him (not
even gonna try to rhyme Aaronovitch)
And so we go to Oz
Where the story met a lovely lady
Who was recently engaged to Mr. Blum
The two had been writing Vampire Science
E'en though that title's dumb
So the one day when Ms. Orman got this
story
And Aaronovitch and she had got plugged in
They decided that she would finish
Writing So Vile A Sin
Tue, 24 Dec 1996
Marcus Durham
Keith my dear chap, please don't crosspost. The UK group isn't a dumping
ground for RADW material.
Marcus Ghoti
Yes, Keith, how could
you *dare* to dump such... such... low-class, vulgar, paedophiliac,
kitten-raping -- dare I say it? -- AMERICAN drivel on the golden slopes of
Mount UKWho? I'm sure this is just the sort
of filth those Yanks will be wallowing around in together... the moment The Fast Show is exported across the Pond.
Not that they deserve it, the pukes.
23 Dec 1996
Dave Stone
Ahem. Since I'm going to be offline while
Laura and I tour the land frightening grannies for Christmas, I though I'd
leave you with something to talk about. People have been retconning here, retconningthere, retconning pretty damn near everywhere, so I think it's about time I had a go.
The thing is, poor fools that you are, you've been duped like prime marks for more than thirty years. People have long suspected the the Doctor is really Noel Edmonds, or even Jeremy Beadle performing one of those jolly pranks that make such fine light entertainm ent TV - but thetruth is worse than that. Far worse.
You remember that DAT tape I had? I've finally decoded it. To save the sensibilities and the sanity of those not ready for these revelations, I shall very kindly add a bit of
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The so-called 'Doctor' is in fact Pinky and Perky. One standing on the
other's shoulder and wearing a long overcoat. Their so-called
'regenerations' are simply them swapping over, which allows one or theother to have plastic surgery so that he looks different. The *real* reason that the Doctor wasn't seen for some while was
that the surgery took its toll, and rather like Michael Jackson, Perky's
snout has fallen off.
This leaves Pinky, who has only recently had the bandages off - and was aghast to find that he looked like that McGann out of the Moleculed Mutineer, when he thought he was getting that one out of The Upper Hand. Lawsuits are pending, and this is why no more Doctor Whos are being madefor the forseeable future.
And the Daleks are in fact operated by the cast of Pogles Wood, with Tog playing Davros. And the Cybermen are actually the Woodentops. Quite what Muffin the Mule was doing in K-9 drag we have yet to discover, but we do know, now, that the console of the TARDIS is really the MarvellousMechanical Mouse Organ, with Charlie Mouse pulling levers and making that woosh-wosh noise.
Now, I know what you're thinking - you're thinking 'Hang about, Dave, I hope that you can substantiate these claims.' Of course I can. It's true because I bloody say so, and I'm going to say it in my new New Adventure 'The Hector Agenda', in which the Doctor and his new companions, Parsleyand Basil, find themselves involved in the millennia-long battle of the Garden Fence between Hector the dog and Kiki the cat.
Admittedly, I have no hard evidence for all this - but the idea that the Doctor is *not* Pinky and Perky in a big coat is purely a fan assumption - it has never been stated outright in any episode, ever. And plus Terry Nation really likes it. He must have done, because he rushed away the moment I told him, presumably to go and tell everybody else. So there.
Love and kisses, see you soon,
Dave
Fri, 27 Dec 1996
Scott Wasilewski
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
R. Dan Henry
I do. It was the Swedish Inquisition that
took me by surprise -- they massaged me until I confessed
everything!
Fri, 20 Dec 1996
Yads
Rumour
has it that BBC has axed DW.
Chris Heer
In other news, the Allies stormed into Berlin, effectively ending the war
in Europe. Good show, lads! Meanwhile, the Americans are beefing up for
another major offensive in the Pacific theater.
Yads
FACTS
PLEASE!
Chris Heer
Yes, they do.
27 Dec
1996
El-Presidente@tooon.demon.co.uk
Bono estente. Es mi futardos specialos co ton hilarious televisio
Inglese 'Doctor Who and the Daleks'. Tutto to karakatos favorita sidea-splitta, sminki-pinki Jon Pertwee, complete crap actor. Kolothos Appollonios mio e mai happi-chappies,
fallia hella, fellia hella, fellia helle, Femina insekuritos pipi
Jeffrey Beuck moronikos wankerios kill-file.
Heth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth Chris Waddle.
Boutros boutros ghali.
Susan C. Mitchell
And a very happy Saint Swithin's Day to
you too.
El-Presidente
Con, miamortos diablo El-Presidente Republicca proclamationios con ton makarios Femina insekuritos pipi snaa 'Does my bum look big in this?' estue? Republicca nios 'Saint Swithin's Day' seneora. Heth-eth-eth-eth-eth,
meth-eth-eth-eth, Chris Waddle. Meta fornicazionos pippo googli walla-walla ton komikos avinxi mosta multo populare via ton Republicca estantos honore performa sminki-pinki meteporlogikos 'Doctor Who' nerdos fanziono anarakios toss-potos.
El tutto uno
turnos insteados avi 'Bonko Rumpo Crumpete'
Viva El-Presidente...
El-Presidente"Youos ain'tos seenus meos, right?"
Tue, 17 Dec 1996
Re:Dapol Daleks
Random Companion
Jason's is called Becker. Anyway, PFJ
hasn't complained yet. Crashed into a few things, and jumped off the monitor
a few times, but not complained.
R. Dan Henry
Has he
exterminated anyone "for charity" yet?
Lorrill Buyens
Arms
for the poor! Arms for the poor!
Tobias
Vaughn (Nick Caldwell)
Legs and other cybernetically enhanced
body parts for the rich!
26 Dec 1996
Cryptor13
Davros: Are you threatening me? I am the great Davros! I need TP for my Daleks!
Beavis: Heh heh, hey
Butthead, I found the remote! ( holds up Hand )
Butthead: Huh huh,
whoah cool. It like, glows and stuff. (pushes button )
( Dalek sun
blows up, followed by ship )
Butthead: Whoah, that was cool!
Beavis: Heh heh, I saw that ship crap. I wonder
if it's going to Uranus? Give me that!
Butthead: No way buttwipe! ( both start fighting over Hand )
Doctor: Let's get out of here before they blow the planet up.
Ace: But what if they do?
Doctor: After watching these two, my fondness for
humanity just vanished.
Thu Dec 19
R. Dan Henry
No such thing. They might have the same character as the one Paul
McGann played on TV, but they wouldn't have Paul McGann.
Kate Orman
You haven't seen our contract.
>:-)
Holly
[NewsFlash]
A large mob, comprised mostly of women, has been sighted gathering outside the Orman home. They appear to be armed with velvet ropes and bottles of chocolate sauce. One onlooker said that many of them
are holding lit candles, as if at a vigil of some sort, and appeared to be softly chanting the word "clavicle" over and over. Some of the participants have been identified as card-carrying members of an organization known only as "The PMEB".
"The lot seems ready to camp out, hoping for a glimpse of that McGann chap. They've been very polite, if a little weird," a neighbor commmented. Actor Paul McGann is the eighth person to fill the role of Doctor Who, a perennial BBCTV favorite. We'll bring you updates on this event as information reaches us.
Wed, 18
Dec
Luke Gutzwiller
Oh, just wait until I write an NA (or whatever abbreviation will be used for the BBC eqivalent) of my own! Mwahahahahaha! (-: Just imagine all
the unpleasant things he could do with that recorder!Who could resist such
a combination of unspeakable evil and phrases like "Oh, my giddy aunt!"?
Here's a possible excerpt from Chapter 12:
"'Mwahahahaha!' the mysterious foe cackled. He wheeled the
corpoelectroscopic positron versimilitudifier closer, its sinister
electrodes waving eerily in the dim light. 'Soon I shall be rid of
you,Doctor; I shall live once again! Your confounded goodness will trouble me no longer. I will bring Gallifrey to its
knees before you can say alleymegalleymezoop!'
"As the diminuitive
fiend approached, the wall blew apart! An army of the Doctor's old
girlfriends leaped through the smoking hole. The Doctor, now in his
eighth incarnation, was saved.
"'Oh, crumbs!'
The naughty villain angrily stalked off, his untidy mop of hair bouncing slightly with each step."
Thu, 02 Jan 1997
In response to the "Do You believe in Psuychics spam:
Gizmo
DO YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHOS???
YOU SHOULD
I KNOW I DO, BECAUSE I ARE ONE OR TWO AT LEAST!
IN FACT IN TIMES PAST ME AND MY E.P.F. (Extreme Psycho Force) team have gone psychotically out of our way to seek out and destroy any psychics advertising their hocus pocus on the net. It's true that we are totally insane, but our head doctor feels that doing this is a great way to relieve the pent up stresses that have made us NUTSO in the first place.
So without resorting to any psychic powers, we can usually seek out, find and destroy our prey in no time at all. Faster than a good psychic could ever hope to. Now that's what I call psychic.
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