A lady doing laundry discovered that the dryer stopped getting hot.
"Hey honey" she called to her husband. "The dryer's broken.. can you fix it?"
"Who do I look like," her husband asked, "the Kenmore repairman?"
A few days later the dishwasher broke. "Honey, the dishwasher broke. Can you fix it?"
"Who do I look like, the Maytag man?" grumbled her husband.
A few weeks later the husband said to his wife, "Hey honey. I noticed you got all that stuff around the house fixed. How much did it cost?"
"Well" the wife replied, "You know Mick next door. Well, he agreed to do all the repairs for free if I'd either sleep with him or bake him a cake."
"What kind of cake did you make him?"
"Who do I look like, Betty Crocker?"