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15. | ...so he looks back at the innkeeper and says, "Okay, $12.50, that's my final offer!" |
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14. | "Oh yeah? Put a bunch of 'em in your lap and let's see how fresh you smell!" |
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...so Rudolph says, "of course they changed it to 'nose', you idiot, it's a children's song!"
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12. |
...and the Salvation Army guy says, "No, last year your husband gave me the buttons off of the other one!" |
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...so the guy says, "Well until I see a big star up there, I want you out of my garage!" |
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10. |
A: "Up on the rooftop, bitch, bitch, bitch!" |
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9. |
...and the cop says, "Mix it with whatever you want, pal, that don't make it egg-nog!" |
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8. |
"Well, it's either Mel Torme of Burl Ives, take your pick!" |
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7. |
...and her father says, "I don't care what it symbolizes, you're not hanging it in the house!"
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6. |
"OH MY GOD...wrong 'Madonna'!!" |
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5. |
Six. One to hold it and five to move the tree back and forth. |
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4. |
"I'm not Santa, and get your hands off my sack!" |
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3. |
...the guy comes back and says, "Nah, I guess that was Old Testament; he says they're all made out of wood these days." |
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2. |
"Why not try laying a finger aside of your nose?" |
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"Twelve lords a-leaping, my ass! They're all sitting around smoking cigarettes!" |
