YESTERDAY SCIENTISTS FOR A HEALTHY CANADA SUGGESTED THAT MEN TAKE A LOOK AT THEIR BEER CONSUMPTION, CONSIDERING THE RESULTS OF A RECENT ANALYSIS THAT REVEALED THE PRESENCE OF FEMALE HORMONES IN BEER.
The theory is that drinking beer turns men into women.
To test the hypothesis, 100 men were served six pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when they were wrong.
No further testing is planned.