The Webmeister

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Name: Girard Ceferino Valino-Dulay

Known Aliases: Gerry, Zelgadiss, Alseides, Zero, Vince Cagud, Jojo Palmera, Paul Bernardo, That Smart-Alecky Jerk

Known Accomplices: Vince Cagud, Jojo Palmera, Paul Bernardo, Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Jose Cuervo

Occupation: Professional Bum, Hack

Goal in Life: World Domination

Quirks:

Addicted to Games, the Net, and Anime (recovering)
Sick Sense of Humor
Megalomanic
Irrationally Self-Confident
Suspiciously Nice and Normal In Person
Others (See "The Complete Guide to Psychopathology" for a full listing)

Accomplishments:

Sleep-walked through college
Created this website as a stepping stone to world domination
Survived the 80s, cafeteria food, home cooking, episodes of unrequited love, and trips to various godforsaken remote wildernesses (i.e. Mount Banahaw, Immersion, New York subways, EDSA, UP Campus, public bathrooms, home)
Invented the Internal Combustion Engine (ask Henry Ford ... oh but he's dead so just take my word for it)
Also responsible for other inventions (See "Great Inventions of the World" for a full listing of my fictitious claims)

Discoveries Made:

Early in the morning after an all-nighter is not the best time to take a picture of yourself.
Inhaling super glue and other toxic fumes in early childhood CAN cause permanent brain damage aside from their more well-known effect, a strangely pleasing high.
Scotch is not just for breakfast anymore!

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Send all complaints, flames, and death threats here ;)

Hastily-written text, wallpaper and badly-illuminated mug shot Copyright © Girard Dulay. You may not distribute or copy this face without my permission. You may not appropriate the face that appears on this page for your own, for it is mine and only mine, and I cannot imagine why you would want it for yourself. Some parts or all of the material on this page may or may not be fictitious, therefore any similarities to actual people, places, and events are purely coincidental ... or are they?