Welcome to the quotes area from 'The Sandman'. Right now, I only have quotes from 'The Doll's House' and 'Brief Lives'. More will be forthcoming :)
The Doll's House
'You are utterly the stupidest, most self-centered, appallingest excuse for an anthropomorphic personification on this or any other plane! *BIP*
-- Death, chewing out Dream and bipping him over the head with a loaf of bread.
Brief Lives
'Can I have a name?'
'Don't you have one? That's sad. Not having a name. I used to have one name, then I had to get another one. If you don't have a name, what do people call you? I mean, do they just wave and smile, or jingle little silver bells or what?'
--A receptionist's silly question and Delirium's perfectly sane response.
'I knew it was going to be in the last place I looked for it, so I looked there first.'
-- Delirium
'When you dream, sometimes you remember. When you wake, you always forget.'
--Dream
I do hope you enjoy these quotes and that they either make you smile or think (depending on the context, of course), and that you come back as I put more quotes up :)