BobDoleSays:
Never feed Lourdes after midnight
MirandaRamsey:
He never yells at his kids, he just "guilts" them into behaving.
keogh:
When the Brian Keith feels his Schlitz supply is being poached upon by a David Straithairn, he assumes a defensive position.
HandoverPresents:
"Ok, now which lines appear to be closer?" Rick Miller: Unlicensed Optomitrist
HanoverF:
Literally like a dear caught in headlights, Christian Slater could'nt find his way out of the glory hole.
ArtanezerScrooganas:
"So he misspelled potato! Sheesh! He's crying for chrissakes! How can you be so cruel?"
ArtanezerScrooganas:
"Tell me about the lambs again Agnew...." "They cried..." "Speak up Spiro" Tonight on Nixon of the Lambs
deckthehallswithEBA:
"Well, see ya tomorrow, Master." "Will do... and thanks for the ride, Hecubus." "You forgot to thank Satan, Master." "Uh, thanks Satan!"
ArtanezerScrooganas:
"Get offa that ceiling fan Margot" "I can't! The ottoman's got a harpoon! Eeeek!"
E_B_A:
It was then that the VietCong got brutal and employed plum fairies, a clear violation of the Geneva Convetion: "GI Joe! You need pencil in ear!? Rice pants!"
ArtanezerScrooganas:
Meanwhile on "City Of Lost Slaters"
BaronZemo:
Here at the Caption This insitute, we use felons as teachers to cut down on tuition fees, here Ted 'Unabomber' Kazinsky demonstrates a Shatner capping technique
