Monday - Today I had great sex with Bambi. And I love Bambi so much. Too bad Mordred isn't around to see how much we adore each other. And I really am the luckiest man in the world. Saw that loser Dunstree. I just don't see what Bambi sees in that loser. Sure. he wears cool clothes, but hey! I'm Skippy!

Tuesday - Had great make session with Bambi outside of the petstore. I hope that Dustbin (Dunstree) saw us so he will stay away from my chick. Saw a foxy babe. Name's Alexis. She's got really good boobies and I think that we could have great sex because after all, *I* am Skippy.

Wednesday - Had even better sex with Bambi. Saw Jada today. I wonder what's she like in bed. But she's not as cool as Alexis. I told Jada how cool she could be if she had sex with me but she kicked me. Seems she doesn't know, I'm Skippy. SO I went and had more sex with Bambi.

Thursday - After sex with Bambi I went to commune with Mordred through tea leaves who told me that Rory is a goof. I saw that weirdo red head and I agree with Mordred. Rory is a goof too! But who cares what Bambi thinks. But Alexis gave me a look and she likes me now. Rory and her met secretly and started to talk boring stuff about sex in Ardor. I hope its not together because Alexis deserves better. Me. Not some renegade redheaded Weasly from Hogwarts. Reported Rory's agents to Mordred by crystal ball and Mordred promises to cut off Rory's ears like Paolo did. I would like to see that. I bet its really gross - lots of blood. What colour is a redheads blood is? Bambi thinks Rory is cute but she thinks that monk Dustbin is cute too. Maybe Dustbin and Rory will get together and I can take pictures and sell them to the Midnight Star.

Friday - Had even better sex with Bambi. Jada pushed me off the dock into the dirty water because I pinched her bum. What is that girl's problem? Doesn't she know I am Skippy. Mordred is so cool even though he has a limp now. Did Paolo cut off a leg now? I should bleach my hair white to match Mordred's. Maybe he could adopt me. He thinks Bambi's cute. Maybe I can get pictures of them having sex. Bambi saw Pepper and Laszlo. She thought they were cute too. Who is this Pepper chick. I think she likes me. Maybe we could sex and could be my number two Bambi... or I could dump Bammbi on Mordred because he's so cool. We're like brothers you know.

Saturday - Had a very bad day. Very disappointed in Alexis. IF she wanted to have sex she could have come herself. She did not have to send her goons, the Amber Police force. Dustbin knocked Bambi down - I am going to have to hurt him. Maybe Mordred could come and take his sword. because nobody knocks my chick down except me. I think one good thing happened. Pepper winked at me. She's hanging out with this Mulder guy but I don;'t think she likes him as much as she likes me because I' Skippy, Dont cha know and everyone wants to have sex with me.

Sunday - Saw this Zariya chick. She wants to have sex with me. I suggest that Bambi and her and I get together but her guards threatened me with their scimitars. Amber is very uncool. Mordred should come and make it better. Cause he's so cool. Maybe he will cut off Paolo's ears. Did you read how he killed Mosley that is so incredible. I would like to do something like. Then we can become brothers together. Because we are so much alike and so cool. Maybe I could cut Reinhart of Trinity into little peices and I would be really cool;. Then I would be one real cool dude and Mordred would think that's cool. Bambi is stalking that Dustbin and that redheaded creeps ugly cat. It's got spots. What kind of freak has a big freak cat like that. It's not shaped right.But I wonder what kind of sex it has.

Sunday Night - Alexis hexed me to Neuvo Sangre. I think she's starting to like me now. This is just proof of her change of heart. I know we will have sex soon. Ended up seeing the King. Some redheaded Goof called Jason whose no where as cool as me. He's that Rory's brother but he's ashamed of him. Would nt you be? I mean he's not me, Skippy! Jason seemed to get mad and jealous because I was going to have sex with Jada, Alexis, Zariya, Bambi and Mordred would watch and applaud and participate. But that loser Jason who never gets sex except some old cow named Claudee - weird name for a chick, maybe he's bi. So this redheaded loser teleports me like to, Alexis' pad. Maybe we will have sex.....

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