*** MAD ABIGAIL AND BALAAM TO ELOPE!!

With a secret wedding with Prince Maxwell officiiating, Mad Abigail a pretender to the House of Amber who refuses to walk the pattern because meat eaters walked it, plans to marry Balaam, the King's secretary, most known for closet alcoholism and stealing the change from people who sit on waiting room couches.

Said a Palace Spokesservant,"It is quite scandelous. Mad Abigail, if she was a daughter of Oberon as she claimed would certainly be marrying beneath her if she married Balaam."

Said an unnamed representative for House Delacy, "Balaam is the most slimy creature who ever existed in Creation. We know how he bamboozled King Oberon and how we wanted to hang him when he was in Open Shadow. My advice for this Abigail woman: Even if Balaam married the lowest whore in debtor's prison she would be marrying below her station. This Abigail would be better off with Allen Unkerr."

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*** THE SECRET CONSPIRACY REVEALED

Prince Vulpine (Mulder) the son of Caine and an investigator into Swayvillist warcrimes for King Oberon has arrived in Amber on a special secret mission for the king.

We know that he has been focusing his investigation on Prince Rory, a controversial son of the Traitor Brand.

National Midnight Star has learned how a secret Chaos Cabal has co-opted Rory and manufactured him into a Hub that exists to do business with Oberon, completely circumventing Caine and the Rilgaite opposition and the Bances/Osric Swayvillists.

It is believed that members of the Conspriracy include the old boys club of Chaos: King Kenneth, the arch conspirator,Prince Colmar, Prince Lamar, King Lazare, King Kirk of Rolandae, Prince Richmond and his wife Princess Emily, Prince Zao, (Colmar's grandfather), Queen Mother Dara and Ambassador Mandor not to mention the Arch Lion of Zurich, Suhuy. We call this the Secret Conspirators.

The Brat Pack in alliance with Suhuy and the moderates of Thelbane are in competition with another unholy alliance. The moderate Triple Alliance of Withnail, Max and Kelric along with the Mecklenberg Quadruple Alliance with Jason of NS and the conservatives of Thelbane: Bances Osric Blake's wife. We call this bloc the anti conspiraracy.

What is odd about this group is that they are not united on anything. the Triple Alliance usually spats with the Swayvillists on everything and Jason has nothing to do with Bances. The only thing they have in common is that they do not particularily like Rory.

Rory and his clique: Lazslo the Pimp, Ferris the Ferret, Jada the Jade, Sabine the Sourpuss, the Invisible Julip slurping George: They are all working on a project involving a worthless continent in Amber waters. Almost like a training exercize. They are warring on a non existant or token conspiracy called the Court of Ardourous. We think that it is a codeword by Oberon for them to analyze the numerology and wording to find hidden mystical and hidden clues. Using sacred geometry, banned in Amber - both real and sacred geometry and arithmancy, these young half elves are trained from birth to be the start of a powerful conspiracy. Oberon's link with the "Pro Conciliation" factions of creation.

This cabal within a cabal is headed by Rory. A son of Brand with strong ties to Imperial Rolandae. It did not matter than Rolandae levelled the entire golden Circle in its wars against Amber. Lately Oberon gave them permission to fire on pro Gheneshi nations who refuse to let Amber officials search. Oberon is letting Rory co-ordinate between himself and King Kirk and through Kirk to Brand. The Disciples of Brand in Amber and Garnath still continue to preach their rival Son of Brand message (C of Rolandae) and the purist Ultrabrandite message (C of Brandenberg). Each one has Rory as a sacred semi divine figure of course.

Rory ran afoul of his brother King Jason over control of the Ardor continent. As well Jason was repulsed by Rory's flagant greed that makes Jason (and Suhuy for that matter) look positively generous.

While Oberon has controls on Rolandae and its kingdom/colony of Garnath and its ally of Neuvo Sangre, Oberon has Zariya play Jason against Rory too. In Garnath, Zariya has to talk to Rory's cat's tail in order to communicate with the Caine hating Rolandaers who refuse to talk to her.

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UFOs GUIDE THE MOONRIDERS

A book written by Princess Alexis and dedicated to the Princess Pepper, suggests that the Moonriders of Ghenesh worship a UFO that gives direction and beams texts and mixtures on the face of the moon readable only by the faithful.

Said Haven Professor George Stobbard Von Mecklenberg, "While this is possible, the possibility of false messengers is risky. There must be more to it than just smokesignals. There must be correlating sacred texts and papers.

The book, sold as a cheap paperback, spends more time talking about Alexis' life in Gotham City making pizzas because her cheap guardian was to miserable to pay for her tuition and called hardlabour to be character forming. The book does allege a sacred black rock of the Moonriders and how it lights up in moon light.

Rumour has it within minutes of the book being released, that King Reinhard ordered SW to blow up the stone at will.

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LAZSLO TO BUY BUCKYWEAR!

Rumours are in Gulf Street Haven City that Laszlo plans to buy defunct companies that are protected from bankrupcy by Haven laws.

"I love Buckywear." Laszlo said,"I love to prance around Haven City in my bad boy clothes with my black polo short collar turned up and my black deckshoes scuffed and with my black shorts two sizes two tight and revealing my formfitting backside."

Rumour has it that Laszlo's lover, Pearl is fronting the take over. "He is such a stud," Pearl announced from the balcony of her townhouse in Koronande City. "He makes me feel like a great woman."

It is reported that the Haven Foreign Investment Review Agency will be opposing the sale because Bucky is Kelric's brother and Kelric wants to see a controlled alternative to the conventional conservative Haven clothing industry.

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