Zariya al'Bariman, the Lord Mayor of Amber and Sultana of Mahja, addressed the city. "The few shops that the people of Mahja have opened here have been the targets of racism. While a person may hold whatever opinion they like of another, whether dark skinned or light, Brandite or Rilgaite, native citizen or foreigner; acting violently on that opinion is not acceptable in our fair City. Those caught acting on their impulses will be treated as any trouble maker would be treated in the city: harshly."
After her announcement, an unusual envoy is sent. It seems to be a coat-rack over which is draped brocade fabric. A vacuum-cleaner nozzle sits at the top. The object sits on top of a small portable lawn mower, which maintains power and direction long enough to get to City Hall. The device beeps, whoops, emits some blinking lights and whiffs of curry, and then says "And so it begins," before falling all to pieces.
Pundits, musing this event, reiterate a multiviersially-accepted conclusion. Jason Barimen is a silly, silly man.
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