Quote from Rowan the Mrr: "I'd rather eat Davis' litter box before seeing that Canaanite whore," Rowan snorts and hisses

            Since Zariya isn't the High Commissioner to Garnath anymore, she sends a package to Rowan, with a letter on top, all packaged neatly and nicely.

              Rowan the Mrrr,

              Since I am not the ambassador to your land any longer, please accept this as a token of my regard. I will so miss our talks.

              Zariya al'Bariman

            In the package, which is hand-delivered very carefully, is a catbox, filled with used cat litter.

            There is no response from the Rolandae Embassy in Amber. However it is understood that Rolandae accepts this as an insult.

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