There are several hundred demonstrators picketing around Guildhall Amber City.
"Hire locals!"
"Dump the Wogs!"
"Women should be seen and not heard. We need a man for Lord Mayor!"
"Aura has bad taste in clothes and should buy Amber. Atlantis Shadow sounds like Chaos Crap!"
"Boycott Fire Opals! They are made by Rory's slaves in the Mumakan!"
"Stop the Aggression against the Courts of Ardor!"
"End the boycotts on Tanturak now!"
"Who really killed the King of Koros anyways?"
"Avenge the Elves!"
"No Elves in Amber!"
"Laszlo is a Crook!"
"Rory clubs Baby Seals!"
"Alexis wears men's codpieces at Court!"
"Rory has a harem: Breyd, Alexis, Sabine, Aura, and Zariya!"
"Caprice and Balaam are having an Affair!"
"Elendil for King of Amber!"
In the crowd, free sausages are being given out by the wagon full.
"Good Prince Paolo always fed his people. Princess Alexis builds petting zoos while the aqueducts have worms growing in the water."
The 300 lb large grey cat, Fred, is back carrying a sign on each side reading,"Stop the harrassment of Don Paolo. Cabinet Shuffle Now!"
Latecomers
"Breyd - Get Laid!"
"George WHO?"
"Want a Mob? Call 555-1123 for Rent a Mob. We do celebrations, revolutions and coups."
This text is copyright © Craig Lucas; "Amber" is copyright © Roger Zelazny; "Amber" the diceless RPG is copyright © Phage Press. No copyright infringement is intended.
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