Money, Money, Money.....
I guess by now, every one of us has wished at one point or another that we could be filthy rich. It sounds like a great solution to a lot of problems, but let me tell you as a resident maid in Beverly Hills, that the hopefull riches aren't all they're made out to be.
For one thing, the money does solve some problems, but once those are taken care of, new ones arise.That is, new ones arise for people who have too much money on their hands.I think it's a neverending cycle, no matter how much money you have, there will always be something that you have to spend it on.
The only problem with the richies is that the things that they have to spend it on, is of course, unnecesarry, and pretty useless.You see, once a person has enough money that they don't have to work any more, they begin to develop bizarre fetishes to keep their minds amuzed and of course to create problems for themselves when all doesn't fit into their idea of perfection.
For example, after people become rich, they begin to need
things, very strange things, like...
a heated cup for coffee...(Isn't the coffee hot enough as it is?)
a logo for their name... that's only if they're filthy rich
though...
flags, to put their logo on, to put around their estate, so that
everyone who knows where they are, will really know where they
are....
t-shirts,to put more of their logos on, or pictures of the things
they own, so they can wear it and never forget who they are or
what they have.....
We have to try to end this deadly cycle of waisted money....
Who the hell do this richies think they are anyway? If you ever
do become rich or know someone who is, Please do us a favor and
get the money out of their retarded little hands....
Or just don't become this kind of rich....
Ever!
Please ?
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