The Very Scientific Method

-from the sterile lab in my linnen closet

NOTE This is a very scientific method approved by an expert pannel*
Aim- To prove man never went to the moon.
Apparatus- Magic Q ball, me.
Procedure- I asked the magic Q ball if man ever went to the moon. I saw the answer and recorded the data.
Observation-The Q ball said no.
Inference- Man never went to the moon. It's scientific! (Really, Pinky Swear!)

* the pannel consisted of Richard Nixon, Timothy Leary and Zebulan Pike (all of whom are dead (now and then) and can't sue us for libel.)

CURRENT RESEARCH PROJECT- 'Is Elvis Dead?'

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