What'll we do with a naked Mulder
As a result of a discussion of pregnant Mulder and naked appearances this
season on Slashing Mulder, I present this sea chantey (filled with discipline
as well).
What'll we do with a naked Mulder,
What'll we do with a naked Mulder,
What'll we do with a naked Mulder,
Earl-aye in the morning?
Chorus:
Way hay and up he rises
Patent cocks o' diff'rent sizes,
Way hay and up he rises
Earl-aye in the morning
1. Sling him in the UFO ship, make it hover.
2. Keep him there and make 'im bend over.
3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over, (Not a word changed in
this line!)
4. Take 'im and taste 'im, try an' make 'im.
5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.
6. Give 'im a taste of the Alex's rump-end.
7. Give his ass a dose of salt and water.
8. Stick on 'is back with Donny Pliaster.
9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
10. Send him to the Rat's nest to have some fun there,
11. Tie him to the taffrail and make him bottom under,
12. Put him at Spender's with a hose-pipe in him.
13. Infect him with black oil and give him brain cancer.
14. Put him in the AD's office till he's knocked up.
15. Put him in a threesome and rim his ass raw.
16. Give him a baby with Skinner or Krycek as Pa.
17. Turn him over and screw him thoroughly.
18. Put him in the plots and slash him beautifully.
19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him.
20. That's what we'll do with the Naked Mulder.
http://ingeb.org/songs/whatshal.html has a version of the original.