101 Familiars You Don't Wanna Have  
 
  1. A common garden slug
  2. A curious basalisk
  3. Fluffy, the queen's dearly loved and highly prized cat
  4. Giant Garden slug
  5. Giant War Dog in Heat
  6. Mold (any type)
  7. Green Slime (No boy! Down! Don't touch my leg.... *squish*)
  8. Rot Grub
  9. Giant Cockroach
10. Intellect Devourer
11. Ear Seeker
12. Disenchanter
13. Haddock
14. Dormouse
15. Penguin
16. Flea
17. Bee
18. Smurf
19. Skunk
20. Rust Monster (Your familiar ate WHAT!)
21. Disenchanter Beast (Your familiar did WHAT!!!!!)
22. Trapper, Mimic (Here Fluffy, dang it, where is that mangy beast?)
23. Bookworm (Dang, Hungry again? , Fluffy, have you been at my Libram of Ineffable Darkness again? Why are your eyes glowing?)
24. Wil-o-wisp (Fluffy, fetch my shoes, dammit!)
25. Juggernaut (Your familiar rolled over WHAT!!!)
26. Giant Centipede
27. The ex-apprentice of the wizard on the otherside of the street. (Why horrible? Look in one of the other lists :)
28. "You have developed a strong empathic link to a small blob of surprisingly intelligent green slime."
      The best bit: He can't kill it, 'cause it's his familliar. And he's got to feed it, and it grows every time he feeds it,
      This is soon going to be a er, 'sticky' situation.
29. Tarrasque (Your Familliar ate What? Waterdeep?)
30. Red or Gold dragon 'Ah cant remembah the last time ah got an experience point... '
31. How about a Magebane?
32. Chaos Ball. (Has to be fed magic items or party members......)
33. Flesh Eating killer Mice. (MY familiar ate...... Just before he died) --- (Invented by Flera)
 
If you want to comment these Familiars to the creators, check out Hogans world of Dungeons And Dragons.