Given my hatred or the Scream series, I have developed a wish list for Scream 3. Everyone knows that as the sequels rack up, so does the dead bodies...so I don't think it would be too much trouble to kill off these people just to make me happy.
So here it is, in the flesh. My dream for Scream 3.
JENN'S DREAM HIT LIST
5) In the movie, the killer should go to Wes Craven's house and beat him repeatedly with the Special Edition video of Scream that came out WITH Scream snowglobe.
4) DIE SIDNEY DIE! You are positively too stupid to be in this series anymore! Neve....you are 39 years old and you're still in Party of 5! Retire to the Golden Girls honey before your senior citizen benefits kick in!
3) Kill Courtney Cox. Did she die in Scream 2? I can't really remember (it was so memorable you know). If she did...kill her again. Or at least have the killer have an intimate relationship with her dead body. Friends sucks. Death to Monica.
2) While we're at bringing people back from the dead....can we disembowel Drew Barrymore again?
1) You know what I really want to happen? Whoever ends up being the psycho in the Scream costume to be quartered at the end of the movie by the fishhook guy in I Know What You Did Last Summer. Yay comic book-esque crossovers!
