2. The Conversation in the Car - Tooms (1st season) (342K)
Mulder: "No, you'd be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me."
Scully: "Fox ..."
Mulder: "I ... I even made my parents call me Mulder ... Mulder."
Scully: "Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you."
Mulder: "If there's iced tea in that bag, could be love."
Scully: "Must be fate, Mulder ... root beer. You’re delirious. Go home and get some sleep."
3. Basketball Scene - Two Fathers (6th season) (725K)
Mulder: "Hey, Homegirl, word up."
Scully: "Mulder, it's my distinct impression that you just cheated. And that you're not coming in again today."
Mulder: "Oh, Scully, I got game."
Scully: "Yeah, you got so much game I'm wondering if you have any work left in you."
Mulder: "No, I'm ready to J-O-B just not on some jagoff shoeshine tip."
Scully: "No 'jagoff shoeshine tip' "?
Mulder: "No background checkin' jagoff shoeshine tip."
Scully: "Well, about your J-O-B, Mulder, somebody's been trying very hard to reach you by phone. Somebody who wants you back at the FBI ASAP."
Mulder: "About what?"
Scully: "About an X-File."
4. Driving Scene - Dreamland (Season 6) (494K)
Mulder: "It's all our questions. The proof that we've suspected but never been able to hold in our hands. That... that proof is here."
Scully: "Mulder, it's the dim hope of finding that proof that's kept us in this car, or one very much like it for more nights than I care to remember. Driving hundreds if not thousands of miles through neighborhoods and cities and towns where people are raising families and buying homes and playing with their kids and their dogs, and... in short, living their lives. While we - we - we just keep driving."
Mulder: "What is your point?"
Scully: "Don't you ever just want to stop? Get out of the damn car? Settle down and live something approaching a normal life?"
Mulder: "This *is* a normal life."
5. The Telephone Conversation - Chinga (Season 5) (370K)
Scully: "Like evidence of conjury or the black arts or shamanism, divination, Wicca or any kind of pagan or neo-Pagan practice. Charms, cards ... familiars, bloodstones, or hex signs or any of the ritual tableaux associated with the occult, Santeria, Voudoun, Macumba, or any high or low magic?"
Mulder: "Scully ..
Scully: "Yes?"
Mulder: "Marry me."
Scully: "I was hoping for something a little more helpful."
Mulder: "Well, you know, short of looking for a lady wearing a pointy hat riding a broomstick, I think you pretty much got it covered there."
Scully: "Thanks anyway."
6. He's My Partner - Rain King (6th season) (89K)
Hotel Manager: "We moved your boyfriend's things into your room."
Scully: "He's my partner, and we prefer separate rooms."
Hotel Manager: "Oh, old-fashioned are you, huh?"
The Blind Leading the Blind - Rain King (6th season) (287K)
Mulder: "Yeah ... he wants advice. Dating advice."
Scully: "Dating advice? From whom?"
Mulder: "Yours truly. (pause) Hello? Hey, Scully. Scully, you there?"
Scully: "I heard you. Mulder, when was the last time you went on a date?"
Mulder: "I will talk to you later."
Scully: "The blind leading the blind."
Scene in Women's Restroom - Rain King (6th season) (300K)
Scully: "Well, it seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is ... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with."
7. Wouldn't Change a Day - The Field Where I Died (4th season) (349K)
Mulder: "Dana, if, um... early in the four years we've been working together... an event occurred that suggested or somebody told you that... we'd been friends together in other lifetimes... always... wouldn't it have changed some of the ways we looked at one another?"
Scully: "Even if I knew for certain, I wouldn't change a day."
8. End Scene - Never Again (4th season) (195K)
Mulder: "All this, because I’ve ... because I didn’t get you a desk?"
Scully: "Not everything is about you, Mulder. This is my life."
Mulder: "Yes but it’s ..."
9. Autopsy Scene - Three of a Kind (6th season) (207K)
Langly: "Are you okay?"
Scully: "What happened?"
Langly: "I'm thinking that you got a little queasy and took a header. You know blood and guts can bother some people."
Scully: "Yeah, I guess."
Langly: "You gonna be alright?"
Scully: "Sure, cutie."
Medical Opinion - Three of a Kind (6th season) (209K)
Langly: "What killed him?"
Scully: "My medical opinion? BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" (claps hands loudly)
Langly: "And that's all you found?"
Scully: "That's all I know."
Kick Their Asses - Three of a Kind (6th season) (253K)
Scully: "Can you hear me? I'm at the hotel. Where are you? What do you mean, 'what hotel,' Las Vegas. I'm in Las Vegas, aren't you? You called me. What do you mean you didn't call me? Oh man, I am gonna kick their asses."
10. Scene in the Forest - Detour (5th season) (106K)
Mulder: "I was told once that the best way regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who's already naked."
Scully: "Maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky."
Joy to the World - Detour (5th season) (427K)
Scully: "Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine. Never understood a single word he said but I helped him drink his wine."
Mulder: "Chorus."
Scully: "Joy to the world. All the boys and girls. Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea. Joy to you and me."
11. End Scene - The Jersey Devil (1st season) (325 K)
Mulder: "Who was that on the phone?"
Scully: "A guy."
Mulder: "A guy. Same guy as the guy you had dinner with the other night?"
Scully: "Same guy."
Mulder: "You gonna have dinner with him again?"
Scully: "I don't think so."
Mulder: "No interest?"
Scully: "Not at this time."
Mulder: "Thanks, Fran. What are you doing?"
Scully: "I'm going with you to the Smithsonian."
Mulder: "Don't you have a life, Scully?"
Scully: "Keep that up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast-woman."
Mulder: "Eight million years out of Africa."
Scully: "And look who's holding the door."
12. Scene Where Mulder Tries to Get Antenna Just Right - Home (4th season) (185K)
Mulder: "Whoa! Don't move, don't move. Damn."
Scully: "You still planning on making a home here?"
Mulder: "Not if I can't get the Knicks game."
Scully: "Well, just as long as a brutal infanticide doesn't weigh into your decision. Good night, Mulder."
Mulder: "Good night, Mom."
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