Esteemed Members of the Alliance,
It is an honor to present before you this newest craft: the new M-Wing! What makes it different from the W-Wing? Well, unlike the W-Wing, it looks just like the Basic character "M"! Scientists have spent the last decade analyzing the information, and still others have spent just as much time in the search for a suitable name. That long process has been the main reason why the experimental craft has been long delayed and was not available until now. Scientific development has allowed for the awesome power of the "M" to take place in the very craft. State-of-the-art aluminum armor has been used, and the shields are paper-thin! Another reason for the delay is that all the resources have been transferred to fund the weapons. The energy has also been diverted to power the exordinary weapons. Now, this super-weapon is still in development, but we can reveal the nature of it. It happens to be: an electric toothbrush!
Now, please be quiet! I know you are quite excited! Electric toothbrushes are too powerful to trust with average pilots, so we have developed many different varieties for the varied squadrons. We have them with one bristle, or two bristles. They can be anywhere from three centimeters to two inches in length! There are, of course, no handles to take into account, unless we develop a M-Wing with grapples to hold the handles, and that will take another decade of work for dedicated engineers, and although we do have such plans for the future, it is classified. However, best of all, they will come in such dazzling colors as lavender, purple, or, dare I say, velvet! Certain radicals also want to endorse a reddish-blue color. There has been some controversy as to whether these weapons of immense destruction can be unleashed in our galaxy. The solution is simple: we use it in the universe of the Terrans! Their foul breath and mouth odors, as well as those displeasing stenches emanating from their ears (must be their brain rotting from too many holo-vids), will be forever wiped out by our sophisticated weapons! Now, to a more important topic: there has been complaints of inverted O-Wings...
Excerpt from "Of Wings and Wingdings" by author Youre Nuffof Apane
~Vader224~