It was a time of darkness. It was a time of rebellion. It was a time of hope.

While enjoying cocktail hour at Grendel's Pond, Johnny DC beholds a glowing blue vision of the somewhat deceased Kid Yoda who tells him he must go on a daring mission - the fate of the multiverse is at stake.

Somehow Johnny DC finds himself a world that is not his own: where his friends and allies have somehow been replaced with twisted versions of themselves; where a dark Empire rules the galaxy with an iron will; and where the lives of billions rest entirely in his hands. His is a mission that will make or break the rebellion.

There's just one small problem - with his hangover and all, Johnny can't quite remember what his mission actually is...

Ever wanted to write a Star Wars spoof? Now's your chance. Behold, the second 'Nabu's Helm' story:

We're going to take J Street characters and "amalgam" with members of the Star Wars universe - for example: AKM+Han Solo = Han "Ass Kicker" Solo; Leia + DL = Princess DLeia; Fly on the wall+ C3p0= Fly3p0ld and so on. We'll start from the basic premise of the movies and we'll end -- erm -- somewhere else entirely off track, with all probability, parodying every known form of Sci-Fi along the way.

Interested? You know you are! You can join in by asking Nope