<-Top 10 signs that you are a hopless, manic-depressive loser.-> 10 - Your entire social life consists of going to the movies every few weeks, and the rest of your time is spent at work/school/home/all three. 9 - Your ultimate goal in life is to conquer the world and kill most of the people in your comunity. 8 - When you do manage to do something notable, it is ignored by the entire town and you get about 6 words of coverage in the local paper. 7 - You haven't got an e-mail through your private address in over 5 months. That is including junk mail and spam. 6 - Your sole purpose in life is to help someone pass a class. 5 - You have been rejected so many times you are beginning to lose count. 4 - People are constantly telling you to "Shut up. It isn't like that. Everything will work out". 3 - You end up proving those people wrong. 2 - People who were "certain to like you" now hate you and will go so far as to directly lie to you to stop you from talking to them. 1 - You can make a list like this from personal experience.