ME!!


Hello i am Topknot Thistleswitch and this page has evrything you need to know about me.

I Topknot Thistleswitch, kender extraordinare and master of the taunt am 3'6 with brown eyes and purple hair (I met up with a Black-robed mage and accidentally lost a spell ingredient the wizard had which was for a Wish spell and the wizard turned his hair purple) I like the color, it goes with my outfit which consists of purple cloak of protection +1 purple leggings purple vest and you guessed it! pointed purple shoes.

I am in am early wanderlust at 22 and I have half a dozen pouches containing items that people dropped. I hope to one day give them back to owners I am a handler and I dream of one day meeting Paladine Gileanand Takhisis I have many Elven friends and also a Good Half ogre friend One day I was wandering around and I met this neat mage named Raistlin, and somehow I found his staff in my hands when he left. It has a cool dragon claw at the top and when I say "shurak" it makes this light and he told me to go here and leave him alone.

The black robed mage that turned my hair purple changed my brother Damien into an anti-magic hoopak +1. My brother was a red robed mage before the incident and still is. Damien created a portable hole for me which I guard with a giant goatsucker bird family. Damien also created an item which is a Rat of Borrowing it increases my borrowing skills up by 15%!! I have a candle of control self which makes me immune to all types of charm person spells.

Ok Ok I'm 5'5 I have light brown hair cut short, piercing grey eyes, which are usually covered by dark sunglasses, 115lbs, muscular on stomach and arms, clear complexion, pale skin, I dress in a white gold ring, a silver watch, a celtic cross, black dress pants, white dress shirt, airwalks frequently. I come form the United States of America. And i enjoy long walks on the beach going to the movies skiing down mountains and in the water. I am looking for a meaningful relationship with a girl *single non-smoking who doesn't wanna kill me*. (No men please!) And i dream of one day becoming a professional cow milker. They are different from your regular cow milkers cause' they can do it at almost 60mph. No really there are professional cow milkers i saw it on a show once now what was that show.





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