As seen in the March, 1997, issue of The original lyrics to the Star Wars theme were never released to the public. George Lucas felt that the completley destroyed his intent with Star Wars. What follows now are these lyrics. Decide for yourself how they affect the trilogy. (notes are seperated by a -) Main Theme Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars the-big-hair-y-guy-and-the-guy-with-the-gun. They've-got-a-sword that looks like-a-flash-light the-chick-with-the-ear-muffs-and-the-old-decrepit-man. and-the-gold-en-dro-o-oid-ta-a-a-alks-too-much and-the-blue-one-loo-ooks-like-a-trash-can and-Wedge-was-the-only-fighter-pilot-who-lived-through-all-three-of-the-movies Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars there's-Darth-Vader-and-that-Admiral-guy they've-got-a-big-narly-space station-lots-of-stormtroopers-and-really-cool-ships and-Lu-u-u-uke-blew-ew-ew-it-up a-and-Han-saved-his-ba-acon a-and-they-all-got-medals-in-a-nice-ceremony-a-and-Leia-kissed-her-bro-other-on-the-lips Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars this-song-is-not-liscensed-by-lucas-film-ltd. And-if-they-ever-found-out-I-can-be-put-in a cell with bubba THE END Click here to return to "Hair's Homepage." Shaven Wookie, Ltd. Click here to see the dancing Llamas. Back to Geocities Last updated on September 21, 1997
The original lyrics to the Star Wars theme were never released to the public. George Lucas felt that the completley destroyed his intent with Star Wars. What follows now are these lyrics. Decide for yourself how they affect the trilogy.
(notes are seperated by a -)
Star-Wars-Talk-ing-bout-Star-Wars
the-big-hair-y-guy-and-the-guy-with-the-gun.
They've-got-a-sword that looks like-a-flash-light
the-chick-with-the-ear-muffs-and-the-old-decrepit-man.
and-the-gold-en-dro-o-oid-ta-a-a-alks-too-much
and-the-blue-one-loo-ooks-like-a-trash-can
and-Wedge-was-the-only-fighter-pilot-who-lived-through-all-three-of-the-movies
there's-Darth-Vader-and-that-Admiral-guy
they've-got-a-big-narly-space station-lots-of-stormtroopers-and-really-cool-ships
and-Lu-u-u-uke-blew-ew-ew-it-up
a-and-Han-saved-his-ba-acon
a-and-they-all-got-medals-in-a-nice-ceremony-a-and-Leia-kissed-her-bro-other-on-the-lips
this-song-is-not-liscensed-by-lucas-film-ltd.
And-if-they-ever-found-out-I-can-be-put-in a cell with bubba
THE END