THE AGENDA: From The Desk Of Yoda (Day 1)

1. Stick left finger in right ear. Stick right finger in left ear. Do the
hokey- pokey and shake it all around, that's what it's all about.
(hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Never More! Never more than needed! Or intended...)
2. Demonstrate the supreme power of the Light Side to any laughing Jedis-
in-training.
3. Buy XXX-tra long bathrobe and walk on stilts all day.
4. Stick headphones in ears and listen to Ace of Base all day. ("I saw the
sine, & it opened up my mind, I saw the sine!")
5. Ask Sibha Habadeet if they can attach two more fingers to each of my
hands.
6. Find out if you can get a discount at ear-piercing places for having
really long green ears.
7. Sing the Ewoks theme.
8. Get a sex life.
9. Find out if I actually have those organ(a)s.
10. Find out what those organ(ian)s are.