An "If Stormtroopers Were Smarter" skit by Randy Froese

THREEPIO: All this excitement has overrun the circuits in my counterpart
here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance.
TROOPER: No, I think you'd better stay here.

MEANWHILE inside the trash compactor:

LUKE: Where could he be? Threepio! Threepio, will you come in!
HAN: One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner. Get on top
of it!
LEIA: I'm trying!
LUKE: Threepio, you stupid....

(Sound of screaming. Squishing sound.)

LATER...

TROOPER: Yes sir. The rebels were last seen jumping into this trash
compactor. Oh, yuck. What's that stuff all over the walls?
OFFICER: Rebel scum.