DISCLAIMER:

Hmmm, let me see. This stuff isn't mine. It
belong to those persons and entities aforementioned and who 
forthwith, I hope, have no intention of sueing the 
aftermentioned(?) author of said work. As said author of said work 
is receiving no monetary compensation, unless sleep deprivation 
counts, and intends no copyright infringement, and has no money 
in the first place, the aforementioned entities would be wasting 
said time.

   Was that disclaimer suitably baffling for you? Well, look
almost anywhere for a better one. Go on...I dare ya.