You Might Be A Little Too Obsessed With Star Wars If...

...you tell family and friends that your children LOVE Star Wars, even
though they really dont, just so you get to play with the toys.

...you find yourself discussing characters from the books and movies as if
they were actually old friends of yours.

...you dont need the subtitles when an alien speaks in one of the movies.

...you have a pet named after one of the characters

...you have a CHILD named after one of the characters.

...you find yourself debating with others what is real and not real in the
completely fictional SW universe.

...you truly believe that you are strong in the Force.

...Yoda and Ben appear to you in dreams, and you take their advice on a
regular basis.

...in your nice, neat, alphabetically arranged bookshelves, all of your
Star Wars books are grouped together, and sorted by chronological order.

...you've ever considered a pilgrimage to drive by George Lucas' house.

...you actually know, by heart, the rules to the Star Wars drinking game,
and have played in more than twice.

...you bring up scenes from Star Wars books and movies when trying to
explain everyday situations.

...upon hearing the news of Billy Dee Williams' arrest, your first thought
was That no good Lando!

...a Star Wars .WAV file is your Windows Opening sound effect.

...you are constantly getting into debates about the canon-ness of things.

...you truly believe, after 13 years, that new movies are being released
any day now.

...your checks have SW characters on them.

...you used to laugh at people who purchased things off of the QVC network,
until you discovered you couldnt live without the Luke and Leia
potholders.

...you think Mark Hamill is underrated as an actor.

....you see presciption bottles, syrup bottles or other household items
appear as SW characters.

....you have copied the movies on to casette tapes to listen to as you
drive.

...you bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name.