Through the vicious Numks
And bearing the brunt of the Tunks,
He pursues a quest
As humorously as a court jest.
Gallumphing triumphantly
And acting very brilliantly
Nero flies over the evil Frums
And defeats naughty Pums.
He stops to rest in a small village
That some crooks decided to pillage.
Nero pounces them with his own two hands
Which are the strongest in these known lands.
The next morning, after a peaceful night,
Nero continues his journey to battle the next fright.
The tangaloose trees jab and poke him
But Nero slays them, like opening a pumpkin.
One day, he stopped, not knowing where to go
He realized that he had no reason to be a hero
He had forgotten his reason for questing
So he decided to go back and continue his jesting.