Here's our ship:

The Bumper Shipper



Don't be fooled, this may look like TheMaxx's car, but it
is really a super deluxe whammy space ship that can reach 15 mph in 30 minutes on only a half a tank of gas.


These are members of our ship crew. For those who meet all the time on #Friend, Teleport here.

For those who meet all the time in real life, Take the Hoverbike there


We have pictures from users of a program called "IRC" on a channel known as #Friend and pictures from members I meet with in real life.

Roland

This is me. I'm Rol-and, commander-in-chief of the spaceship.
Don't ask me what I do on the ship, even I'm not sure yet.

Maura

Maura is our ship's councellor.
Unlike some stereo-typical television program,
she does not have psychic powers.
She looks much better than that and here's a pic to prove it.

TheMaxx

This is a picture of one of our alien captains, nicknamed "TheMaxx".
He is investigating earth as a part of a project.

NetGirl

How do you earthlings spell "great friend with cool homepage and an awesome Ship's navigator?"
We spell it with NetGirl or, as our translator keeps screwing up, we call her GnatGirl.

MrHeel
Here's our other Ship captain who has made friends with several of the other crew members on #Friend.
Jeremy's a good friend to know and a good bodyguard by your side.

IrcGod

Here's a bot you don't want to mess around with.
He's our Ship's computer, but we transferred him to the IRC temporarily.
His name on board the ship is Hal-9001.

Outha

Here's another crew memberyou don't want to mess with.
Jim's our Ship Engineer. You'll have to ask him what he does there. ;)

Kathy

Kathy's our masthead that's come to life and
fills our days with endless laughter.

SIDE|Show

Here's the guy with the most creative job in all the ship, Toilet-Cleaner!
A handy Moto-Martian plumber, Side's the perfect man to fix the perfect toilet!

[Bryan]
Here's another entertainer on the ship.
All his experience comes from watching "Phantom of the Opera" toooooo many times.

Joella

Lieutenant Joella is the sister of [Bryan] and
an excellent addition to our staff on board the ship.

Hyperkat

Mia's our security officer.
Watch out around her, she's known to steal $100 dollar bills from her superior officer. ;P

Jenna

Jenna's the person who the bad guys aim at while
I remain unharmed if they ever make a movie out of our earth investigation.

CyberRiot

CyberRiot is our Medical officer
He takes good care of the other people and
everybody is enthusiastic
about going to the medical center on board the ship.

dancrr

dancrr is our secretary.
She takes down notes and does all sorts of secretarial stuff.
The only thing we quesiton is the raygun she keeps in her desk drawer . . .

Disha

Disha's our Replacement chef for the now clinically insane Kil.
She can make a killer set of Martian Rocks.

Roget

Roget is our Chief Tactical Engineer and has helped us through
Kil's cooking and poetry sessions.

TigerLily

Karin's Roget's Assistant Tactical Engineer. She's a really great
person to have on staff and a good friend
(you can thank me later, karin ;) )

DarkWolf-
DarkWolf is our weapons expert. Right now, he's visiting
Italy as a part of a project has yet to be known what it is.

Slyguy
Sly's our bartender at the Swingin' Saturn Bar on our spaceship.


Labbie's our ship's mascot. Whenever we're down, she just
runs aroound the ship and cheers us all up.

KareBear


Karin is the sweet one, who's always silly, and ready to perk up the crew when needed :)


Here are some crew members I meet with in real life.

Mr. President
Mr. President is the second superior officer.
Hey, you don't think I could do all the work I don't know I have without someone's help, do you?

Psychopath

Psychopath is the crazy person who runs around in real life,
killing everybody on the ship.
Pictured is a moment at a conference Psycho and I after a fierce arguement over toilet paper.


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