You blame your sinus problems on the alien implants in your nasel cavities.
caught in a lie, and asked why. You answer that a lie is most cleaverly hidden between two truths.
Someone asks you why you are so quite, you answer that you are wondering which lie to believe.
Walking through a mall and you get on an escalator, you immediatly think of Tooms.
You talk to people you insist on using as many X-File phrases you can in the conversation.
You buy anything that has the slightest mention of the X-Files.
You stand at newsracks just to skim the pictures in magazines like people.
You spend you time in class writing down every episode by season..(the fact that you know how many are in a season constatutes as one too)
When some one who barely knows the show asks you did you ever see the episode that....you immediatly know what happened, the title of it, the good lines from it, some inane fact about it, and who probably wrote and dirceted it, along with the saeson it was in. Oh and also if there were any other mportant characters in it.
You scout out people wearing X-File merchandice and go over to them and start a conversation.
Every year you get your room mate to watch the show and then get them hooked on it. (got two down. I think I'm living with the hardest one yet.)
You tape an X to your window.
You tape the out line of a person onto your floor and when someone asks what is it, you answer oh nothing just waiting for the FBI to show up.
Holoween costumes (I think you can figure that out.)
You make up lists like this instead of working on a computer program.
You use names of people from the show as variables and names of your computer files. (MJ and Aurora work well.)
Your computer science teacher has you read in a file of names and when you read the names you know them all and have to explain them to everyone else.
When that file has something wrong....such as a birthday...and you complain to the teacher that he is teaching wrong information.
