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This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where taxed or prohibited by law. Some assembly required. May contain small parts. You must be 48" tall to ride. Batteries not included. At no time are you under any obligation to purchase. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty is intended, expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Not responsible for lost, stolen, or misplaced articles. Postage will be paid by addressee. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. See specially marked packages or visit our website. Do not induce vomiting. May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. Do Not Disturb/No Moleste. Opinions expressed within are not necessarily those of the management, its affiliates or any of its subsidiary companies. All models over 18 years of age except where noted or in instances of extreme seductiveness in which case every effort was made to contact the parents or legal guardians. If condition persists, discontinue use and consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Not intended for use as a floatation device. Freshest if consumed before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. If contact with eyes occurs, flush with water for 15 minutes and consult a physician. Percent Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Times are approximate. Simulated picture. This warranty does not apply to product failure resulting from misuse, abuse, accident, neglect, mishandling, or wear from ordinary use. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Parental discretion is advised. For off-road use only. May contain peanuts or peanut byproducts. Other restrictions may apply. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Disregard following notice. Disregard previous notice. Colors may fade. Minute differences in product constitute uniqueness. We have sent the forms which seem appropriate to your situation. Not for human consumption. See store for details. This warranty gives you specific legal rights, and you may also have other rights which vary from state to state or country to country. Keep out of reach of children. Advertisements contained herein do not constitute endorsement by the site owner. Slippery when wet. For office use only. For official rules send SASE to the address listed. Be sure to include all appropriate information. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Left lane ends 500 feet. If you are not completely satisfied return merchandise in resalable condition with all original packaging to place of purchase or send to the address on bottom of box at our expense. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Chances of winning are dependent upon number of entries received. Not to be confused with the real Julia Roberts. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of publication. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Congested area ahead. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Hidden drive. At participating locations only. Some states or countries do not allow certain exclusions or limitations, so the above may not apply to you. Not the Beatles. All Rights Reserved. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Provided by the management for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. The Congress shall have the power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation. Don't look directly into the sun. Employees and their families are not eligible. Cook times are approximate depending on wattage. Beware of dog. Enter as often as you like. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. See side panel for instructions at higher elevations. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. Events and descriptions of this broadcast are the sole property of Major League Baseball and any reproduction or retransmission of this broadcast in any form is strictly prohibited without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Mail in entries must be hand-printed and on a 3x5 card. Replace with same type or smaller lamp. Approved for veterans. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include tax. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children under 12 without parent or legal guardian. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. You must have no life to have read this far but thank you for reading anyway. Restaurant package, not for resale. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Drivers carry less than $20. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not by volume. Your mileage may vary. Do not write, stamp or sign below this line.
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